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Carlsberg is no Tuborg

It’s Friday now… I’ve spent the last week booze-free. It felt really good. It felt way better than a booze-filled week, except that I ordered two Papa John’s pizza’s on Monday night or something, and thus felt nasty for the first few days. I’m not fat, but I have terrible self-image, and since I never get laid, I don’t get a lot of good excersize.That said, I’ve happily put down a couple Carlsbergs and a Bass, three hot dogs, and have just opened my special “Duchy Origianals Organic English Ale”. $5.99, but the “profits [are] donated to the Prince of Wales’s Charitable Foundation”. It’s really pretty good; it certianly tastes organic. Whatever the fuck that means. Basically, I’m bored.


You are in the Cyclops Cave. You see a
log, a fire, some sheep, some rope, a
towel and a small fish. The Cyclops is
asleep across the entrance of the cave
to the west.
> W
You go west. The Cyclops wakes up and
eats you. You have completed 0.5% of
The Odyssey. Game Over.

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