D3MONS

On Saturday night I had a Negra Modelo with dinner, then went directly across the street to the bar & ordered a Guinness.

Then had another Guinness.

And after a while ordered a Powers whiskey to try it out, good stuff. The bartender bought that one.

I was pretty damn attracted to the bartender. Basically I wanted to fuck her brains out. But, she’s a bartender, so she gets that from all the guys, and many of them are way better than me, so I did nothing. She wasn’t a knockout or anything, but I wanted to split her in two. Also, while I’ve been in the bar a few times, it’s my favourite local bar, so I didn’t want to piss anyone off, since she works there and I’d never seen her before, but the regulars all knew her well.

Her shift ended, and the bartender I vaguely knew came on. I ordered another Guinness after a while, and then another Powers I think.

I got to talking to the chef.. he bought us each a shot of Jameson since he liked it.. we talked for a bit, and I bought each of us a Powers since I like it way better. I think I was done with my Guinness by that point & we went outside & got some food from the bbq. I remember deciding to stick to the whiskey from then out, at least, so thus I must have finished the Guinness.

At some point I may have ordered another Powers, I don’t rememeber. I know I ended up chatting up these two girls- mainly one girl with these huge boobs and her friend, who probably had a set on her two, but she was never directly in front of me, so I paid her little attention.. evidently I get my blinders on when I drink, so if someone’s not right in front of me with headlights blaring, I’m not going to notice them if there’s someone who is. And this one girl really had a set, I think. If I can recognize her this weekend, I’ll be lucky. Seriously. Probably I’ll just try to get the chef to point her out if she’s there, so I don’t ignore her completely… Really it’s that bartender I’d like to get to know better though.

Anyway, I don’t remember what my intro was.. they were probably talking about something I knew something about, some book probably, and most likely I asked for clarification on some point, and then moved in on their conversation. Anyway, we talked about stuff I have no memory of for a while.. I don’t remember feeling particularly drunk, but since I don’t remember what we talked about at all…

Anyway this chick wanted to play some moose hunter arcade game- I was terrible at it, since I kept shooting the cows (I couldn’t really see which was a cow and which was a bull)… I bought another Powers at some point definitely, or actually was bought it by the bartender.. I know I took a piss after a while, and probably either directly after that, or first that then the Powers shot, I don’t remember. At that point we were relatively hammered and basically talking smack for entertainment. I remember her telling me not to touch her ass, so I must have given her a smack for some reason. I’m sure it was the logical thing to do at the time though.

Anyway, I took off at some point without really thinking about it, stumbled home & wound up on the bathroom floor somehow. I don’t really remember that part… I never puked or anything, and felt basically OK the next morning- very dehydrated, but not sick amazingly enough.. I don’t metabolize the alcohol very well, and tend to get very sick for days after I drink a lot… That said, I didn’t do shit for the next two days. And I haven’t drank since. Yesterday I was basically ready to drink again; today I could, but instead I decided I’d try to follow through on one of the things I’ve said I would do- write instead of watching pr0n.

Turns out, of course, that since I’m writing with a keyboard, I can very easily do both. The point was to watch less pr0n, but I haven’t got that far with it yet.

Anyway, that was my Memorial Day Weekend.